I have some very good, very awesome friends. Real, deep, caring friends... people who have my back.

If you don't have anybody like that, maybe it's you.

Okay, sir. I get it. You're not only beautiful, you're also *lonely*. However, just because you made eye contact with me several times does not mean I want to get with you tonight. When you ask where the ladies are going after the club, your interest is clear to me, because you didn't notice that I was *on stage*, and I'm not part of that group of ( Read more... )

New upstairs neighbors. In the first 10 days, they have:

• left the front door unlocked multiple times
  
• done the typical new student arrival building furniture at 2am bullshit
  
• used our washer/dryer instead of their own, and left the machines full
  
• filled our garage with their moving stuff which I then had to move to their garage so I could get to ( Read more... )